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kdollaghan: “Matt Lauer and Al Roker have once again proven why...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:05:32 -0500

“Matt Lauer and Al Roker have once again proven why they get paid the big bucks for their work on ‘Today.’”

via dlisted

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kdollaghan: sabrinamillis: Oh NCR.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:46:11 -0500

kdollaghan:

sabrinamillis:

Oh NCR.

building frenz rule

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:54:00 -0500

josh: did you sign for a DSL package?
me: nope
me: maybe it was Dead Eyes
josh: it was probably that creepy man in the basement
me: always so angry
josh: always topless
josh: possibly wearing my girlfriend's socks right now
josh: not acceptable!

1001 rules for my unborn son

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:12:53 -0500

1001 rules for my unborn son: this is excellent. (thanks tyler)

trappedintime: Gotham Gloom (via trappedintime) Gorgeous. And...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:03:18 -0500

trappedintime:

Gotham Gloom (via trappedintime)

Gorgeous. And you can see my cuuuube!

"Michael Phelps designed the uniforms for Women’s Beach Volleyball."

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:54:01 -0500

“Michael Phelps designed the uniforms for Women’s Beach Volleyball.”

- gawker commenter furious george

"Michael Phelps is speaking at the democratic national convention"

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:48:51 -0500

“Michael Phelps is speaking at the democratic national convention”

- gawker commenter bradley august

"When Michael Phelps lands in New York his plane touches down at JFK, LaGuardia AND Newark Liberty..."

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:47:37 -0500

“When Michael Phelps lands in New York his plane touches down at JFK, LaGuardia AND Newark Liberty Airports… at the same time”

- gawker commenter aaron altman

"Michael Phelps once showed me a video tape of him making love to my wife, and it was the most..."

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:46:50 -0500

“Michael Phelps once showed me a video tape of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw.”

- gawker commenter furious george

"Michael Phelps was training in a river and smiled at a group of women washing clothes on the banks..."

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:44:17 -0500

“

Michael Phelps was training in a river and smiled at a group of women washing clothes on the banks in passing.

It is the creation story of Ancient Egypt.

”

- gawker commenter a dismal science

via psfk. scoble posted something simliar a few weeks back but...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:54:00 -0500

via psfk. scoble posted something simliar a few weeks back but i’m posting this one because think it has more detail. plus my self-worth will plummet if i reblog that n00b. lol.

un: ryanselvy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH XD!!!! Shark week...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:14:32 -0500

un:

ryanselvy:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH XD!!!! Shark week FTW!

catbird:

RE: this—

I think I get it now: even Google Analytics must be involved with Shark Week.

dah-dunh…

RAWR!

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:01:29 -0500

sabrinamillis:

bonusjonas:

Today I will acting like a T. Rex all day! Don’t get in my way! No Jonas is safe!

This picture is me, but I won’t be coming out of a wall.

This blog is easily one of my greatest finds on the internet.

trappedintime: Bill Murray skydives above Lake Michigan and down...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:57:00 -0500

trappedintime:

Bill Murray skydives above Lake Michigan and down to North Ave. Beach on Friday to kick off the Air & Water Show. Just further proof that Bill’s the man!

This is probably the best picture ever taken.

my mom mentioned this morning that the Dallas Morning News had a fold-out, full-page poster of...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:11:00 -0500

my mom mentioned this morning that the Dallas Morning News had a fold-out, full-page poster of Michael Phelps in it. We all laughed and continued on with brunch. But later while I was packing I ran upstairs and was like, “So…can I get that Michael Phelps poster or what? She gave me this weird look and I quickly had to add “just….kidding…. hahahah!” She looked so relieved.

where are all the chicago tumblrs? was there a massive comcast failure while i was away this weekend...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:02:00 -0500

where are all the chicago tumblrs? was there a massive comcast failure while i was away this weekend or something? or maybe this weekend was the tipping point where everyone decided that they were just…over it.

Going past Rosemont

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:52:00 -0500

Going past Rosemont

holy crap.On the way to the airport just now I realized I didn’t have my keys and freaked out....

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:49:00 -0500

holy crap.On the way to the airport just now I realized I didn’t have my keys and freaked out. Kelsey and my dad were able to drive from dfw to downtown Dallas, find that shit under my bed, then drive back to dfw and get them thru security (thanks awesome security lady) just as the last people were boarding, saving my ass in so many different ways, in about 35 minutes. My family rules.

let me try this one more time, daaamn

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:28:00 -0500

let me try this one more time, daaamn

"michael phelps once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper..."

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:25:52 -0500

““michael phelps once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper inside it.””

- some gawker commenter