LIFE BY PROXY

I was born in Canada, grew up in Pittsburgh, went to college in Wisconsin and now I live in Chicago and read the Internet.

That tool of all tools Noel Gallagher was interviewed drunk on a BBC morning show and there are some good quotes:

Gallagher revealed he finds it hilarious when dogs stick their heads out of moving car windows, before going on to explain his admiration for David Beckham and his distaste for Ronan Keating.

He finished by explaining the reason Oasis will not be playing London’s O2 arena on their upcoming tour is ‘because of nachos’.

He told Moyles: ‘You’ll see the O2 isn’t in there. The O2, it’s too corporate. I went there for Led Zeppelin - it was good, but there were people walking around with nachos, it’s not rock ‘n’ roll

He also called Winehouse a destitute horse. ZING! This type of reportage reminds me how much i love the Daily Mail.